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The 2019 Shower Gellies™

The Oscars as anyone walking on the red carpet this evening is fully aware always coincides with the Chicago Addick Shower Gellies™. Since 2006 I have been championing, but mostly lamenting hotels’ judgement in what kind of shower gel, if any, they leave for their guests in their bathrooms.

It has always been a personal source of stupefaction of how some supply enough to run five bubble baths and others offer absolutely nothing, and the quality and cost of the hotel has no bearing whatsoever.

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The 2018 Shower Gellies™

13 years I’ve been judging the quality of the quantity of hotel shower gels. I will never get that time back, but fortunately for you I’ve also spent the past 13 years telling you all about it. I always coincide my Shower Gellies™ with that perhaps better known award ceremony in Hollywood, but whilst theirs comes to you from the Dolby Theatre, mine come from my armchair. No, not my shower.

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The 2017 Shower Gellies™

I have literally made this my life’s work. For the 11th year I again scoured hotel showers around the globe testing bathing products, and yes ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time again to present my Annual Chicago Addick Gellies™ which for maximum publicity I coincide with those lesser known 90th Academy Awards taking place in a shiny theatre somewhere in LA.

Those that have suffered this Blog for a long time know that I have a bit of an obsession with hotel shower gel products, or more specifically, the lack of them, and no one is more surprised than me to think I’ve dragged this ridiculousness out for a over a decade.

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The 2016 Shower Gellies™

For the 10th consecutive year I am proud to present my Chicago Addick Gellies™ which for maximum publicity I coincide with those lesser known 89th Academy Awards. Those shower gel aficionados amongst you will know that I bang on about this subject close to my heart on a regular basis, and no one is more surprised than me to think I’ve dragged this ridiculousness out for a decade.

Anyway while over in Hollywood there is all kinds of razzmatazz going on, here at the Chicago Add ick Theatre, we keep it short and sweet. No brouhaha, no red carpet, but there will be bubbles, lots of them, but be careful not to get it in your eyes!

Since this time last year I have put my head down in 29 different hotels, and from memory I bathed in all of them. Other than the honeymooners in the next room, what is worse than stood in the shower naked and wet and reaching out to where you’d expect the shampoo and shower gel to be and finding some sandpaper like soap or some awful smelling liquid in a container as big as a pill box?
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The 2015 Shower Gellies™

I always coincide my Gellies™ with the Oscars, and unless you are either a shower gel watchdog, or have been unfortunate to have found yourself on my Blog at this time of year before then you either haven’t a clue what I’m on about, or think that I am so disillusioned by everything Charlton Athletic that I have taken to writing about the pros and cons of bodily cleaning fluids.

Whilst over in Hollywood there is all kinds of razzmatazz today, here at the Chicago Addick Theatre, we keep it short and sweet. No brouhaha, no red carpet, but there will be bubbles, lots of them, but be careful not to get it in your eyes!

Since this time last year I have put my head down in 19 different hotels, and from memory I bathed in all of them. Other than the honeymooners in the next room, what is worse than stood in the shower naked and wet and reaching out to where you’d expect the shampoo and shower gel to be and finding a rough old piece of soap or some awful smelling liquid in a container as big as a pill box?

See, you’re getting me, aren’t you.
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The 2014 Shower Gellies™

Over in Tinsel Town, the celebs are gathering for the 87th Academy Awards, which is a shame because all of the real action is here.

I don’t think my annual Chicago Addick Shower Gellies™ was on the agenda at the Woolwich Grand Theatre or the VIP Q&A this past week, which was disappointing especially as Katrien Meire had offered up one of her minions to present the awards, but for many this is all they are talking about.

There is no red carpet and no long and platitudinous speeches, but there will be awards, the much sought after Gellies™, sadly incredibly in it’s 9th year!

Since this time last year I have put my head down in 25 hotels, and I am happy to report that I showered in all of them. There are many things to get annoyed about when staying in hotels – hard beds, lumpy pillows, thin walls, the cost of WiFi, the long list of taxes and fees upon check out, paying through the nose for bottles of water and mini bar items, but the thing that gets my goat every time is the utter lack of shower gel.
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The 2013 Shower Gellies™

Oscar night in Hollywood, and time again for my annual Chicago Addick Shower Gellies™ awards.

If you have clicked on here to read about Charlton’s FA Cup run, then I can only apologise, yet if you Googled shower gel, then this will probably be the best five minutes of your life.

No red carpet and no long and platitudinous speeches, but there will be awards, the much sought after Gellies™, incredibly (I amaze myself sometimes) the 8th year I have presented these notorious awards.

Since last February I have kipped in 22 hotels, and I believe mostly showered in all of them as well. I can’t tell you how pissed off I get when hotels charge the equivalent of a quarter of an hour in Wayne Rooney’s company, have beds that are like sleeping on big white fluffy clouds with 46 pillows, television screens the width of a credit card and showers that are glass encased tardises yet expect you to bathe with a thimble of watery liquid, and that’s if you are lucky.
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The 2012 Shower Gellies™

There is some awards show going on in Hollywood tonight for the 85th time apparently but more importantly going on in my whimsical mind are the 7th Annual Chicago Addick Shower Gellies™. If you have just clicked on this post, then unfortunately you have missed the red carpet, but if you read on then you will find out which auspicious establishment will be presented with one of my much sought after, or not, Gellies™.

Since last February I have kipped in 31 hotels, and I believe mostly showered in all of them as well. I can’t tell you how pissed off I get when hotels charge the weekly wage of a journeyman League One footballer have beds that are like sleeping on big white fluffy clouds with 46 pillows and showers that are glass encased tardises yet expect you to bathe with a thimble of watery liquid, that’s if you are lucky.
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The 2011 Shower Gellies™

The Academy Awards are tonight, and as is traditional I will guide you through my annual Chicago Addick Shower Gellies™. If you have just tuned in, then unfortunately you have missed the red carpet.

Now don’t log off, this is the sort of thing that keeps me up at night. I stayed in 25 hotels in 2011, that is one every other week, and I can’t tell you how pissed off I get when hotels charge the weekly wage of a journeyman League One footballer have beds that are like sleeping on big white fluffy clouds with 46 pillows and showers that are glass encased tardises yet expect you to bathe with a thimble of watery liquid, that’s if you are lucky.
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The 2010 Shower Gellies™

A couple of days in January post Parky and pre Powell, this blog had a couple of days with well over 700 daily views. Well I fully expect that to be beaten today. Now don’t give me the old this is not CAFC content line, you’ve either come here because you are dyslexic, or you Googled ‘shower gel’ or like me you expect hotels to have enough product in their bathrooms to clean their guests. Welcome to the 5th annual Chicago Addick Shower Gellies™

Previous years winners: 2009; 2008; 2007; 2006.
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